We have heard much recently about the need for Bush to seek a closer link between the United States' overseas operations and the United Nations.
The United Nations, in its wisdom and benevolence, has taken the first step towards making this closer relationship a reality. Also, it has agreed with Bush that the time is right for a global war on a problem that threatens all countries around the world. Finally, the two parties have been reconciled.
For more details on this significant breakthrough in internationalist affairs, click that little link that says "Continue reading"...
What, you were expecting George W. Bush? Fuhgeddaboutit. We're talking about his niece, Lauren. Huh huh huh. Cool. Check out the whole thing:

Lauren Bush, the 19 year-old Princeton student, Elite model and niece of President George Bush, speaks Tuesday, April 20, 2004, at the United Nations in New York, after being named the UN's World Food Program honorary spokesperson for its new global hunger campaign on the web aimed at college students. Bush, who just returned from a fact-finding trip to Guatemala with her mother Sharon, was convinced of the urgent need to take action. (AP Photo by Kathy Willens)
Some grammar and spelling was corrected by me.
Tip of the Wisconsin hat to Jonah Goldberg at NRO.
Posted by Country Pundit at April 20, 2004 02:19 PM