So I watched the new NASCAR reality program, and here's my initial responses:
1. Kevin Harvick is a weenie. Son, you're not worthy to drive a car with 'GOODWRENCH' on the side. (Actually, if you want to succeed Earnhardt, nobody is. --Ed.)
2. Wow, Rusty Wallace is rich. It must be nice to have a house in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by trees as far as the eye can see. Ditto having helicopters to pick you up and a Learjet 31A to tool around in while hunting sponsors.
3. I've never had anything against Kenny Wallace, and although I've got absolutely no use for Stacker2's YJ Stinger product line, I'm going to find a way to throw some support towards one of the lesser Wallaces. That guy's a hard-workin' man who could use some fans. Good luck and God bless, eh.
Posted by Country Pundit at May 16, 2004 04:58 PM