This should be my only statement, because there are more important things to worry about:
"Having seen Ana Marie "Wonkette" Cox and Jessica "Washingtonienne" Cutler, a verdict: They're both ugly. I wouldn't chase Cutler for love or money and I'd need toxic levels of grain alcohol in the bloodstream before I'd give Cox a second look."1
I would suggest that the cultured individual would look down their noses at these two harridans, snort indifferently, and walk away.
At any rate, much thanks to the Commissar for breaking this information. Now to go and have my retinae scrubbed from being fugly-blinded.2
UPDATE: I would, however, like to register a distinct note of protest to the otherwise sensible Michelle Malkin, who labeled these two degenerates as "the female Beavis and Butthead". Two things: 1) I liked Beavis and Butt-head; it was MTV's last gasp of cultural relevance and; 2) the boys never scored. Cutler did, repeatedly and for cash.
Secondly, remember that Glenn Reynolds was one of the early braggarts about Cox. Take that, and his reported contribution to the downfall of Trent Lott, and I'd think it's time to reconsider his usefulness to the "blogosphere" as a whole.
Thirdly, jeers to the Fox News Channel for putting them on television. I would imagine that a "conservative" news service would have ignored the both of them. Of course, what can one expect from a news network whose broadcast parent pioneered Married...With Children and programs like Temptation Island? Conservative network my foot.
UPDATE THE SECOND: It appears that Bill at INDC Journal has similar thoughts, and they were put to electrons before this post.
1 I'm wondering if Cutler was actually paying people for their favors instead of vice-versa. Gah, she's ugly. These degenerate city people make me glad I don'twon't live in one.
2 Contradistinguished from, but inspired by, the retinal injury caused from observing the detonation of a nuclear weapon with unshielded eyes. Sayeth Global Security:
"An excessive amount of light focused on the retina can cause retinal burns. The intense light burns the photoreceptors and causes a blind spot. The damage is permanent, because photoreceptors cannot be replaced."
Fugly blindness, caused by unwitting exposure to fugly persons, can be cured. It is, however, psychologically scarring at some level. It's not something you'd want to go through on a regular basis.
Posted by Country Pundit at May 26, 2004 04:42 PM