This here's a new quiz that I stole from Kim du Toit. Had to clean it up a bit on capitalization and so forth. The thing's a bit long, so I put it in the extended entry.
Blogger's Quiz
Do you have the guts to take the honest bloggers-only quiz?
Sure.
1. Which political party do you typically agree with?
The Republican Party, out of a lack of generally acceptable and viable alternatives. (There being no viability for a Nostalgic Party dedicated to rail transportation, trans-Atlantic steamships, and Victorian/Edwardian-era morality, that is...)
2. Which political party do you typically vote for?
The Republican Party.
3. List the last five presidents that you voted for?
The last President I voted for was George W. Bush. Prior to that, I lost 'em all.
4. Which party do you think is smarter about the economy?
The Republican Party.
5. Which party do you think is smarter about domestic affairs?
The Republican Party.
6. Do you think we should keep our troops in Iraq or pull them out?
Double their numbers and crush the insurrectionists with extreme prejudice. That can be done overtly or covertly.
7. Who, or what country, do you think is most responsible for 9/11?
Saudi Arabia.
8. Do you think we will find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Nope. They had far too long to disperse the things, and it's unlikely at this late date that we will.
9. Yes or no, should the U.S. legalize marijuana?
No they shouldn't. I'd prefer our culture to be something other than that represented by Cheech and Chong.
10. Do you think the Republicans stole the last Presidential election?
Nope.
11. Do you think Bill Clinton should have been impeached because of what he did with Monica Lewinsky?
Yes to the moral offense and yes to the criminal offense that we call 'perjury'. I don't have time for adulterers or those who lie about it to the judiciary while under oath.
12. Do you think Hillary Clinton would make a good President?
No. She is minimally qualified for the post of Senator from the State of New York; she is wholly unqualified for the post of Commander-in-Chief.
13. Name a current Democrat who would make a great President:
Senator Zell Miller, D-GA.
14. Name a current Republican who would make a great President:
Me.
15. Do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion?
No.
16. What religion are you?
Christian.
17. Have you read the Bible all the way through?
No.
18. What's your favorite book?
I haven't the foggiest.
19. Who is your favorite band?
I don't like bands, although the Charlie Daniels Band would satisfy. Mid-1990s Liz Phair will do nicely, thank you.
20. Who do you think you'll vote for President in the next election?
George W. Bush, unless Richard Nixon, Douglas MacArthur, or George S. Patton, Jr., were to suddenly appear as qualified candidates on the ballot.
21. What website did you see this on first?
Posted by Country Pundit at May 27, 2004 01:11 AM